Caleeeefawwnnyaaaah

CALEEEEFAWWNNYAAAAH is the eighth and final track on FETUS.

Lyrics

[Sam:]
PLEASE MAKE WAY FOR THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA.

[Mr. Team Spam:]
Hello, Californian citizens. 
I am your governor, Mr. Team Spam. 
I hope you'll all treat me with respect
And some dignity.  
I also have taken to hoping that you all will suck my hairy balls.

[Mr. Team Spam:]
Suck....Suck....Suck...Suck my hairy bawls......
Suck....Suck....Suck...Suck my hairy bawls......
I AM THE KING OF CAIRO..THE KING OF THE NILE.
THE KING IN DENIAL.
I SEE THROUGH BUILDINGS.
I WATCH YOU SHIT.
I EAT YOUR SHIT.
I EAR YOUR SHIT.
I JACK OFF IN THEATERS.

[Mr. Team Spam:]
Thank you, Samuel. May I have another?

[Mr. Team Spam:]
GAHAGAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Sam, you are a good man.
I would like to do you a favor.

[Sam:]
Oh, yes. Sir, I will accept anything you would wish to bestow upon your humble servant.

[Mr. Team Spam:]
Well. Humble, yes. We will certainly test that. 
Now, Sam, I want you to go over there... 
Yes, right the, wait, no, a little to the left. 
Yes, that's perfect. 
Okay, now squat down... 
No, I mean, just squat. 
Don't lean against there, okay, yeah, that's it. 
Put your hands on your knees, that should make it a little easier. 
Alright, good. 
Now, tilt your head back. 
A little more, like, four degrees more, yes, okay. 
Now, open your mouth. 
Wider. 
Yeah, a little wider. 
Okay, perfect. 
Now, let's just get out of these jeans.

[Sam:]
Erm. Sir. What are you doing?

[Mr. Team Spam:]
Just getting a little stiff.
You know, to really savor the moment.
Don't talk, just keep your mouth open exactly 74 degrees wide.
Okay, excellent.
Now, stay right there.

[Mr. Team Spam:]
Wait wait hold on.
I think there's a little more, it's just stuck. Sam, reach up there and feel around for me.
You've got it, right there. Just pull, the rest will come.
OH MY GOD THAT'S MY FUCKING COLON!
MY FUCKING COLON! JUST FEEL OUT! OF MY FUCKING ASS!
I can see forever.

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[Emyu:]
There comes a time in every man's life when...
FUCK.
I had the opportunity to say something TOTALLY PROFOUND
And I blew it, I FUCKING BLEW IT.
I should just go home.

[Captain ■Ç♀╔ä█┌φ╔╙╡·:]
Sequence 198-B initiated. Take all appropriate measures to secure cargo.
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