Charles Darwin V God Epic Battle Sequence

Charles Darwin v. God (Epic Battle Sequence) is the eighth track on The Letter H.

Lyrics:

[Darwin:] Hey God, how's it going?

[God:] Sup Darwin, just chillin'. You know, creating and shit.

[Darwin:] Haha. You mean making things evolve?

[God:] Creation.

[Darwin:] Evolution.

[God:] Creation, dammit.

[Darwin:] I know you are, but what am I?

[God:] I AM RUBBER YOU ARE GLU-

[Darwin:] SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING DEIFIED CUNT

[God:] MAKE ME ASSHOLE

[Darwin:] MAYBE I WILL

[God:] YEAH RIGHT YOU'RE A SATANIST ATHEIST FAGGOT

[Darwin:] THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE I CAN'T BE AN ATHEIST AND A SATANIST AT THE SAME TIME

[God:] YA YA YOU CAN YOU'RE THAT LAME

[Darwin:] YEAH WELL YOU DON'T EXIST ASSHOLE

[God:] OH THAT WAS FUCKING LOW DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY DISABILITIES

[Darwin:] HAHA FAKE GOD FAKE GOD

[God:] SHUT UP SHUT UP I'LL GET MY MOM

[Darwin:] OH SHIT DUDE I WAS JUST KIDDING DON'T GET YOUR MOM

[God:] HAHA I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOM LOSER

[Darwin:] YOU ASSHOLE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

[God:] I DON'T KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR TURTLE FRIENDS? WHY DON'T THEY EVOLVE YOU SOME ANSWERS?

[Darwin:] BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY THAT'S WHY

[God:] WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I HAVE A SON

[Darwin:] LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

[God:] Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ^___^
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