Smooches

Smooches is the eighth song on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It is very romantic.

Oh baby I love you so much won't you give me a chance
Oh baby I want to be with you for all time
Oh baby I love you so much I want to run away with you
I might not be able to play guitar, but at least this song will rhyme

I love you because you got your tubes, tied
I love you because you got your tubes, tied
I love you because you got your tubes tied

Which, you know, means I can blow my diseased children into
Your rotten cesspool that you call a cunt
And not even have to worry about further plaguing the earth
With inbred monsters

So, yeah

Love you, hun.
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