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:) :) :) :) :) ^_____^ is the sixth track on If I had a tail I'd wag it.
Lyrics:
This is a mandatory broadcasting test.
WWWWWWWW
hhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm...
The Anti-Anti-Hentai Club was a group formed on the Newgrounds BBS to counter the Anti-Hentai Club. There was never a Hentai Club to begin with. Team Spam was started as a splinter group from the...
AKTIONSkrapt is the third track on The Letter H.
Lyrics:
Genocide is teh lulz.
I am.
MODIFIED YESTERDAY SIX FIFTY
YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
Hey guys I'm a shark! Hey guys, I'm a...
âµñ (pronounced: əmnh, latinized: Emn) is the only moon of ?PD-ï+¼îVû?»-ßuß°. It is a captured asteroid.
Soon after âµñ settled into orbit around ?PD-ï+¼îVû?»-ßuß°, the Homo...
Studio Contributions
Gavin Wiggins contributed vocals to This Is A Secret Song and Opening.
Ondrea Levey contributed vocals to Yes Sir General Flowers.
Jamie Le Resche contributed vocals to...
Aural Dysentery is the second studio album by Dougler.
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B2LD Enterprises (originally Built 2 Last DURALAST in Dec. 2005, then B2LD Records in Oct. 2007, and finally Enterprises as of 9 December 2007) is an independent entertainment company, featuring...
B2LD Records Vol. 1 is a compilation album featuring four B2LD artists.
Track Listing
1. Team Spam: Ass Shit Damn Fuck
2. Dead&Dying: Peg's Law
3. Larry Joyner: Alabama Rock
4. TAKE THAT!:...
b3nnic3 is a Lieutenant Spammer of the Intergalactic Order of Spam and founding member of B2LD Enterprises.
Early Life
b3nnic3 was born on planet ?PD-ï+¼îVû?»-ßuß° in the NGC 1569 galaxy....
Backstage Pass is the seventeenth track on If I had a tail I'd wag it.
Baggage Claim Service is the single for the song Transfer.
Track Listing
1. Transfer
2. Transfer (Oz Mix)
3. Illusion
4. Explosine
5. Transfer (Sub-Con Mix)
BILF is the ninth track on The Letter H. It is assumed that the last three letters stand for "I'd like [to] fuck". However, it is unknown what the B stands for. It has been speculated to be...
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Blankets is an EP of cover songs by Team Spam, released on August 28, 12007 HE.
Track Listing
1. Fitter Happier (Radiohead)
2. School of Hard Knocks (POD)
3. Fury of the...
Boobs & Butts is the eighth album by Team Spam, currently unreleased.
Track Listing
1. Big Tits
2. Phat Bewty
3. Man Ass
4. Pecks
5. (An)atomic
6. Vaginers
7. Lonely, Circumsized, Half-Inch...
Brett, Sean and Lauren is a song on Soda Buddies!. It is consists of a backmasked guitar, and an acoustic bit.
Brrrt is one of the first songs created by Team Spam. It contains sporadic pulses of feedback. According to historians, it is the most frequently covered song by other artists.
Versions
Brrrt...
Bytesized is the single for the song Bytes.
Track Listing
1. Bytes
2. Gaimez
3. Fukken Rawk
4. Gigum
5. Tribal
■Ç♀╔ä█┌φ╔╙╡· is one of the founders of the Intergalactic Order of Spam. He is a horrible giant troll made out of stone, clay and sod. He wears a mask made of sharpened pine...
CALEEEEFAWWNNYAAAAH is the eighth and final track on FETUS.
Lyrics
[Sam:]
PLEASE MAKE WAY FOR THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA.
[Mr. Team Spam:]
Hello, Californian citizens.
I am your governor, Mr....
Charles Darwin v. God (Epic Battle Sequence) is the eighth track on The Letter H.
Lyrics:
[Darwin:] Hey God, how's it going?
[God:] Sup Darwin, just chillin'. You know, creating and...
Coca Cola is the twelfth song on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It has no lyrics, and features a popping piano sound.
Email Team Spam.
Contact Team Spam on Myspace.
Corndogs is the sixteenth song on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It is instrumental, and features a very glitchy sound.
The culture of Pd I Ivu Ssuss thrives, based on the many artists from its cities.
Pd I Ivu Ssuss is dominated by the Homo spamiens. Similar in build to their close relatives, Homo sapiens, spamiens...
Dead&Dying (as their logo is) is a goth rock band.
Organs
Current Members: Functioning
Jimmy Pope: Lead Vocals (2002-present)
Peter G: Guitar (2003-present)
Jeremiah Ring: Drums (2001-2003,...
Dougler is a musical project comprised of Doug Hembree.
History
It all began one fateful day in 2005, when a pile of steaming shit, recently formed, had come in contact with a barrel of toxic...
Most artists with B2LD will put their albums up for free download, which is usually linked from the respective album page. For some of the less technical fans, this may present problems, as they...
Emyu is an artist and founding member of B2LD Enterprises.
History
Born on âµñ to a family of researchers, studying the effects of Vrykkian cells on plant life. This is irrelevant to how Emyu...
Enslave The White People is the seventh track on The Letter H.
Lyrics:
Enslave the white people!
Enslave the white people!
Enslave the white people!
Enslave the white people!
Enslave the white...
Excessively Long Song Title is a song by Team Spam, originally the sixth track on FETUS.
Lyrics
You sucked your dad's dick when he changed your diaper
Didn't you
Didn't you
Versions
Excessively...
Exposition? is the first track on The Letter H.
Lyrics:
This album is dedicated to the greatest consonant ever, the letter H.
HHHHHH
HHHHHH
hhhhhh
HHHHHH
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FETUS is the sixth album by Team Spam, released January 25, 12008 HE.
Track Listing
1. Term of Endearment
2. Text Area
3....
The only begotten son-in-law of Louis CK, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF is a founder of the Intergalactic Order Of Spam and the deity of Spam. His duty is to spread peace by overloading your senses with...
Fuck Iron Chef America is a series of songs by Team Spam. They frequently appear as b-sides on singles. They are usually guitar-exclusive instrumental tracks.
FICA1
Fuck Iron Chef America I appears...
Glass Sucks Cock (Wow, that's painful) is the sixth track on The Letter H.
This Industrial Ambiance band consists of Dylan Richardson and Mitch Monroe, with Microsoft Sam on vocals and was started in the imaginary land of "Bellingham, Arizona"
Hallow - is a word usually...
Hamburger is the ninth song on If I had a tail I'd wag it.
Lyrics
This is a test for Team Spam.
This is a test for Team Spam.
Testing, 1, 2, 1, 2
1, 2, 3, this is a test.
This is a test for Team...
HAY ZEUS MOTHERFUCKERS is the thirteenth track on The Letter H. It is the shortest Team Spam song made so far.
Lyrics:
ASS TO MOUTH
ASS TO MOUTH
ASS TO MOUTH
Hi lol ^____^ is the fifth song on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It is a harsh instrumental song.
Holy Folk! is b3nnic3's lo-fi production of folk and cover songs.
Discography
Albums
Untitled Project 1 (TBA)
Untitled Project 2 (TBA)
HOLY SHIT! is a song by Team Spam. One of the first songs made by Team Spam, HOLY SHIT! has been a staple of live performances since its creation. First planned for use on Brainwash, a remix of...
Spamiens are bipedal prymatez belonging to the spammalian species Homo spamiens in the family Hhhhhhhhominidae. The biological nomenclature of Spamiens is vastly incomplete and incorrectly applied....
Hotdogs is the eleventh track on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It is entirely instrumental, and is one of the full collaborations between Emyu and b3nnic3.
If you are allowed to edit pages in this Site, simply click on edit button at the bottom of the page. This will open an editor with a toolbar pallette with options.
To create a link to a new page,...
Hurry Up is the second track on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It is an instrumental part by b3nnic3.
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If I had a tail I'd wag it is the fifth album, released December 7, 12007 HE, by Team Spam. It is referred to as 32, as it was the...
The Intergalactic Order of Spam, sometimes referred to as The Order, is the primary legislative branch of the citizens of Pd I Ivu Ssuss, as well as being an institute of art and a defense...
The Intergalactic Space Navy Of Spam In Space Of Spam, also known as the I.S.N.O.S.I.S.O.S or Isnosisos (iz-nō-sē-ōss) is a primary offensive force of Pd I Ivu Ssuss and The Order.
Lt. General...
Invite your friends to join this Wiki!
I Said Stick It In Already is the third track on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It is a mellow piano piece by Emyu.
Jamie Le Resche is a Team Spam superfan. She was featured in the song Opening with many other fans.
Jesus Christ, STICK IT IN!!! is the fourth track on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It is a dramatic industrial song, heavily sampled with quotes from Fred Phelps.
Lyrics
Same sex marriage,
By any...
Who can join?
Anyone and everyone.
So you want to join?
Help B2LD in liberating music from the grasp of elitist capitalism!
Kayla is Emyu's sister.
Kleine Mädchen is a film series produced by Ursa Minor Pictures.
KM2
Kleine Mädchen ii: KOSOVO is a film, due to be released May 12th, 12008.
Kleine Mädchen ii: KOSOVO is a film, released May 12th, 12008.
Larry Joyner is a country singer/songwriter.
Larry Joyner on Myspace
Leslie Sanchez is an artist based in Bellingham, WA.
He plays the guitar and back-up weaboo.
Is also the founder of the-anti-twin-oaks-league.
Lock, Stock, and Smoking Cock is the eleventh track on The Letter H. A high pitched sine runs through the entire song.
Lyrics:
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
BURN THAT SHIT DOWN
BURN BURN BRUN BRUN
BRUN...
Lolikon is dead.
It was a collaboration of Emyu, Leslie Sanchez, and Sam Henrichs, along with some other guys.
Dark Lord Lower Case Extension is one of the founding members of the Intergalactic Order of Spam. He is the deity of language, typography, and communication. In a state of constant anxiety about a...
Lucky Luck Does Not Not Not Exist is one of the founding members of the Intergalactic Order of Spam. He is the deity of logistics and probability, helping the Order by planning missions and making...
Luminosity is a song on Soda Buddies.
Lyrics:
Luminosity
Masochism is a Team Spam song split into two separate movements. They appear on the album +.
Masochism Pt. 1: The Hermy is the first part and track number 10 on +. It is a piano piece that tells...
Newgrounds.com is a user website that hosts animations, games and music. It is very important to the history of B2LD Enterprises because its Bulletin Board System first connected Emyu and b3nnic3...
Orgy Cunt Diver! is the fifteenth track on The Letter H. It is a song that Emyu wrote about Ondrea.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
YES YOU.
o c d yeah yeah.
DANGER ZONE.
OH OH OH OH OH ORGY
CUH CUH CUH...
Patriarchal Fellatio is the single for Excessively Long Song Title, currently unreleased.
Track Listing (incomplete)
1. Fuck Iron Chef America I
2. Beam
3. Fuck Iron Chef America II
4. Excessively...
?PD-ï+¼îVû?»-ßuß° (pronounced: puh-DEVO-soos; latinized: Pd I Ivu Ssuss) is a planet in the NGC 1569 galaxy. Pd I Ivu Ssuss is dominated by the Homo spamiens and is one of the few planets...
Pizza is the tenth song on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It is heavily sampled.
Lyrics:
The cellular number you have called is not assigned.
Please check the number and try the call again.
I don't...
Plane of Torment Films is a film company run by b3nnic3. There are three films in pre-production.
Filmography
My Names Is Mud (working title) (pre-production)
Untitled PoF1...
Planet Vrykk, known as the Dark Planet before the rise of the Vrykkian Empire, is a planet in the NGC 1569 galaxy. It was known as the Dark Planet due to the limited sunlight on the planet, as well...
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+ is the seventh album by Team Spam, released on March 12, 12008 HE.
Track Listing
1. Hippie Pirate Faggot
2. I Want Food, I'll Be Back
3. Gaving Wiggin
4....
Post Office is the fifth track on The Letter H. It features sounds of machine guns and other assorted weaponry.
Preggo is the eighth song on the album + by Team Spam.
Lyrics
Pump it! Pump it!
Yeah! Yeah!
Pump my ass! Fuck me in the ass!
I love it! Fuck yeah!
You Earthlings know how to have a good...
Propaganda Pack 1 is a collection of propaganda released by the Vrykkian Empire before The Great Riots intended to turn people against B2LD Enterprises. It is currently being compiled by the Vrykk...
Ptical is the single for the song of the same name.
Track Listing
1. Hizarikutz
2. Censorshit
3. Zoe Dee Ack
4. Ptical
5. Pitcal (Greater Than Mix)
6. Upsilon
Ptical is a song featured on the Team Spam album Untitled and single of the same name.
RAD! Magazine is a sporadic publication by B2LD intended to inform the reader of its artists. It usually degenerates into pictures of surfers giving the "hang ten" signal, people in sunglasses...
Robotic is a song on Soda Buddies!. It is a piano piece by Emyu.
Samurai Sam is the first album by Dougler.
Track Listing
1. Intro
2. Vinny's Song
3. Bubble Bath
4. You Are The Void
5. Samurai Sam
6. Souleatercow
7. Douglerated
8. Trap Song
9. Hentai Song
10....
Shadow of Humanity is the fourteenth track on The Letter H.
YOUR INACTION IS ACTION
CONSEQUENCES CAUSE ACTION
EFFECTS RESULT IN CAUSE
THE WORLD INHABITS YOU
PEACE IS GREATER THAN THE SUM OF ITS...
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Smooches is the eighth song on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It is very romantic.
Oh baby I love you so much won't you give me a chance
Oh baby I want to be with you for all time
Oh baby I love you...
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Soda Buddies! is the album released August 7th, 12007 HE, by Team Spam. It is a concept album, based around the website SUPER MEGA.
Track...
Soda Buddies is a song on Soda Buddies!. It features a sample from Wonderful Stories, a website also made by Johnny Smash of SUPER MEGA fame.
SODA BUDDIES!
Oh, my freshly grilled soda.
OH, MY...
Solipsism is the twelfth track on The Letter H. It features an excessive use of the wah-wah pedal.
Spam° is the tenth track on The Letter H.
May a moody baby doom a yam?
SUP DOOD YEH YEH DOOD DOOD SUP SUP SUP YEH DOOD SUP SUP YEH DOOD DOOD SUP SUP SUP SUP SUP YEH DOOD SUP SUP YEH DOOD DOOD...
The AAHC's Spam Arena was the birthplace of Team Spam, the group. It was hosted by the AAHC in a futile effort to contain them, led by Emyu.
Stick It In is the first track on If I had a tail I'd wag it.
Lyrics:
WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WAS THAT
Stijl is the single for the song 1331331.
Track Listing
1. Original
2. Tsst
3. MOMMY
4. Sounds Like A Weirdo
5. Pan From Meru
6. 1331331
Sushi is the thirteenth track on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It is a guitar piece.
TAKE THAT! was a short-term side-project of b3nnic3 that eventually became a part of Team Spam.
Team Spam is an experimental comedy band based in Tucson, Arizona, Bellingham, Washington, and Fort Worth, Texas.
History
On the year 11990 HE, Emyu and b3nnic3 were sent to Earth by the...
Team Spam with Dead&Dying: In Dire Irrelevances is a compilation album featuring Team Spam and Dead&Dying.
Track Listing
1. Peg's Law
2. :) vs >:(
3. Team Spam and Dead&Dying Don't...
Term of Endearment is the first track on FETUS. It is entirely instrumental, and features b3nnic3 on keyboards.
Text Area is the second song on FETUS. It featured Emyu on both vocals and guitar.
Lyrics
FETUS
WHEN YOU NEED US
BEAT US
WITH A FETUS
BRING US
A ROOSTER
BRING US
A FETUS
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
THEN...
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The Agenda is the album released August 19th, 12007 HE, by Team Spam.
Track Listing
1. Bump
2. Bytes
3. Rietveld...
Question: What's awesome about a bunch of women that decided to start their own community because ours wasn't good enough for them?
Answer:
Nothing. GB2/Kitchen.
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The Chihuahua is the EP released by Team Spam on August 24, 12007 HE. The tracks on it were not created together with the intent to make an album, b3nnic3 just got...
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The Letter H is the album released March 11, 12007 HE, by Team Spam. It is the first album that Team Spam actually completed.
Track...
The planet Earth you want to access does not exist.
The United States is the fourteenth track on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It features a dream-like sound, that ends abruptly, and changes to a driving, dark beat. Based on the title, this song may...
B2LD Records
What is B2LD Records?
Team Spam
Larry Joyner
Dead&Dying
TAKE THAT!
Hallowkaustiq
Lolikon
Holy Folk
Dougler
B2LD Publishing
What is B2LD Publishing?
RAD! Magazine
B2LD...
Transfat (Reprise) is the sixteenth track on The Letter H. It begins with a wah-wah heavy treatment of the music for Transfer, and then descends into static.
Transfer is a song from The Letter H. It is notable for being the first song made on the album, and also cited as being the most popular on the album. This is evidenced by the fact that this song...
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The untitled fourth album by Team Spam was released September 11, 12007 HE. It has been referred to as Untitled, Nameless, Four, 42, and that one with the thumb on the...
Ursa Minor is a film company run by Emyu and Leslie Sanchez.
Filmography
Kleine Mädchen 2 (12008)
voicedoubt Pictures is a defunct film company, once run by Emyu. It released no films, as Emyu decided he disliked the name shortly after the creation.
ERROR ERROR GO BACK NOW DO NOT LISTEN TO TEAM SPAM ERROR ART IS DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR GROWTH AS A HUMAN SPAWN TEAM SPAM IS EVIL TURN BACK ERROR YOUR PROLONGED PRESENCE ON THIS WEBSITE CAN LEAD TO...
Vrykk Broadcasts are messages from the Vrykk sent out by the Vrykk Ministry of Broadcasting. Early broadcasts are being compiled by the Ministry for release in Propaganda Pack 1.
Broadcast 1
YOU...
Vrykk Messages are messages from the Vrykk transmitted before the Vrykk Ministry of Broadcasting was established. They are currently being compiled by the Ministry for release in Propaganda Pack...
The Vrykk Ministry of Broadcasting is the broadcasting branch of the Vrykk government.
The Vrykk outfit all new televisions and radios with equipment that automatically turns them on and tunes to...
Wantits is the fourth track on The Letter H.
Lyrics:
Present perfective progressive verb phrases
Present perfective progressive verb phrases
Present perfective progressive verb phrases
Present...
We enjoy doing it. ^_^ is the fifteenth track on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It is done in the style of a FPS match.
Please insert two coins.
Ready, Emyu?
Let's do it, Bennice.
ARE YOU READY TO...
We are more than a company.
We are the core of the Earth.
B2LD Enterprises is an entertainment company that is taking over the world.
We make it a point to sign artists that would get no...
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According to Wikipedia, the world largest wiki site:
A Wiki ([ˈwiː.kiː] <wee-kee> or [ˈwɪ.kiː] <wick-ey>) is a type of website that allows users to add, remove, or otherwise edit...
Ycaripsnocwej is one of the founding members of the Intergalactic Order of Spam. Being the deity of Awesome, he promotes peace by giving free high-fives and leather jackets to any adventurers who...
You are cute. ^__^ is the seventh track on If I had a tail I'd wag it. It features a throbbing beat until about 1:29, when it changes to a droning pattern that descends into static.
You have a delicious cock, sir. I salute you. is the eighteenth track on If I had a tail I'd wag it.
